$16.95
It's finally arrived! The 24 Karat Fat Cap from Momentum Art Technologies was designed by a graffiti writer (who will remain anonymous) as the ultimate in fat caps. You've really got to try it. It's similar to a pink dot in its size and can compatibility, but somehow it's just better. You'll know what I mean when you try it out. Needless to say, we here at GrafCaps and our friends at Momentum Art Technologies are pretty pissed off that those jackasses at ArtLamo (sic) copied his cap and renamed it the "49er" cap. Those jerk-offs can suck it. They've been trying to put us out of business since they found out we were in business. We brought you the 24 Karat Cap, and there's no such thing as a "49er cap." Idiots. If you're ever in the Seattle area, bust a fat tag on their storefront. Suck on that Mari and Danny, you liars.
